THE RIGHT AND ITS MEMENTO-LIKE AMNESIA

(Early morning)
The Right : Hey! I'm in top shape today! I'm gonna go and do the two things I'm great for : creating wealth, and redistributing it!
*goes out and starts creating wealth*

(A few hours later)
The Right (alongside a moderate-sized pile of dollar bills): Doing good! What was the other thing I had to do today? Aw anyway, I'll just keep doing this for now.
*goes back to making money*

(That evening)
The Right (sitting on a mountain of cash): Wow, I got plenty here! But for the life of me I can't remember what I was supposed to do with it. I'll just keep making more until that other thing comes back to me.
*resumes collecting wads of cash*

People on the side who are not billionaires : *SIGH*