DIVERSITY!!!....???

Diversity is an absolute necessity in any modern society. Including every subgroup of people at every level is the best way to make sure that you have maximum productivity and happiness.

You need diversity of color: you need white people, but you also need yellow people, pink people, and every shade of brown from caffe latte to bitter chocolate. Especially on promotional and marketing material.

You need diversity of gender : men and women need to be represented equally in every profession no matter what. 50% mailwomen, 50% female nurses, 50% female garbage truck drivers, 50% female construction workers, 50% female soldiers. Because.

You need diversity of age : you need young people and old people everywhere. Nothing is possible if you don't have every age group included.

You need diversity of religion : you gotta have people believing in every possible combination of unverifiable nonsense; you gotta have those who believe in one god, those who believe in trillions of gods, those who believe that god has blonde hair and those who believe that he's got brown hair.

You need diversity....of thought? Oh! No! That's bad! Can't have people disagreeing among themselves about anything can we? That would be a disaster! Think about the ensuing mayhem if there ever was a discussion about any topic and someone somewhere had an idea that isn't already uniformly accepted by the rest of the group! Boom! End of the world right there. No no, everyone must make sure to say (and think) all the right things all the time, and nothing else ever.