Monday, December 12, 2016

TOP TEN PLANETS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM

10 - Asteroid Belt: That stupid thing couldn't coalesce into a sphere? WTF?
9- Neptune: Super boring. Is literally the last planet now that the other one was reclassified for some reason.
8- Saturn: Is pretty useful for accelerating the occasional space probe.
7- Jupiter: I guess that giant storm thingy is kinda cool.
6- Mars: Was the star of an Arnold movie in the 90s.
5- Mercury: Parts of it can be melted and put in tubes of glass to indicate the temperature.
4- Venus: Almost made us believe it had dinosaurs on it once.
3- Uranus: You can't ever get tired of hearing that pun.
2- Earth: Hosts us. That's a positive thing, right? Right?
1- Aw crap.

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